Title Page and Contents

The Waverley Bar

The Lottery Blues

On Reaching 40

Thochts O' Rabbie Burns

Ode To The Computer

Plastic Plastic

Scottish - And Proud Of It

All Men Are Bastards

A Truckers Lament

The Tale O' The Telly In The Waverley Bar

Vulture Culture

The Black Abbot

I Bought A Poppy Red Today

Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged

The Poor Student

On Giving Up Smoking

The Dumfries Courtroom Blues

Ferraris / Men!

The Homeless Alphabet

The Champion O' The Waverley